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Credits:
Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Directed By: Dave McElfatrick
Based on Original Comic By: Dave McElfatrick
Animation Director: Bill Jones
Supervising Animator: Matt Thurman
Animation: Matt Thurman
Intro Animation: Paul Blair
Animatic: Connor Murphy
Character Design & Props: Paul Blair
Editor: Taylor Ransom
Sound Editor & Mixer: Ben Governale, Cymatic Studios
Sound‌ ‌Design/Foley:‌ ‌Nic‌ ‌Federle, Ben Governale
Voice Actors:
Kris Wilson - Jesus
Dave McElfatrick - God
Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
Production Manager: Autumn Soeder
Production Coordinator: Michael Stewart

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Paweł Dudziak
Paweł Dudziak 14 ditë më parë
I thought it was going to be some blasphemy, but this is actually wonderful and genious.
I am your paint roller
I am your paint roller 16 ditë më parë
I thought it would be the one where he kills people
steven
steven 23 ditë më parë
"All toasters toast toast".
RayquanRogers
RayquanRogers 26 ditë më parë
Reminds me of that one Glee episode
• _
• _ 28 ditë më parë
jesus fucking christ
Ahsangamer 27 #4 IM NOT A NEW YOUTUBER
Ahsangamer 27 #4 IM NOT A NEW YOUTUBER 28 ditë më parë
SORRY IM LATE AND IM NOT LIEING THIS IS A TRUE WHOLESOME ENDING THAT HE IS TURNING HIMSELF INTO TOAST LOL 🤣🤣
lowesan Dune
lowesan Dune Muaj më parë
Toast jesus was a prank like avocado toast
J Spr
J Spr Muaj më parë
Uhm.. so will he rise after the days as a toast or as... uhm... a dump?
LIMO
LIMO Muaj më parë
I see the future the people who made this and enjoyed this are going to hell
Dipesh Bhatia
Dipesh Bhatia Muaj më parë
How many of you guys have seen Jesus on a Kitty's ass?
Kai
Kai Muaj më parë
Is that a Glee reference?
litteboyblue808
litteboyblue808 Muaj më parë
I LOVE YOU GUYS 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🥺😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
TSWUIPS !
TSWUIPS ! Muaj më parë
...in a piece of bread.
Yuan
Yuan Muaj më parë
huh?
Geese Teeth
Geese Teeth Muaj më parë
A while ago, someone said that they had a piece of toast that looked like jesus
Amal Alghamdi
Amal Alghamdi Muaj më parë
:/
md gamer
md gamer Muaj më parë
Haram
The Iconic Hawk
The Iconic Hawk Muaj më parë
I do not get this joke, someone please explain
Ninja Hombrepalito
Ninja Hombrepalito Muaj më parë
Watching the comic strip at the end made it a little more clear to me. They are making fun of people who say they see the face of Jesus on stuff like toast.
WATCH MY MEMES GODDAMNIT!
WATCH MY MEMES GODDAMNIT! Muaj më parë
Well, where was the wine then?
Sergey Belnikow
Sergey Belnikow Muaj më parë
This toaster was a virgin
Hi
Hi Muaj më parë
Second Coming of Christ ❌ Second Coming out of Christ ✔️
Destiny Rodgers
Destiny Rodgers Muaj më parë
@Hi listen here BOY u are what u are now shutup and stop being confused dummy
Geese Teeth
Geese Teeth Muaj më parë
@Terranae Rodgers oh wow and your genderphobic to
Geese Teeth
Geese Teeth Muaj më parë
@Terranae Rodgers jesus never even existed boi
Hi
Hi Muaj më parë
@Terranae Rodgers I AM NOT CONFUSED I AM NON-BINARY AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY PREFERRED PRONOUNS
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Muaj më parë
@Hi your a boy Im not calling you no they/them SO BOY STOP BEING CONFUSED
mongoose08
mongoose08 Muaj më parë
Not where I thought you were gonna go with "The Second Coming of Christ"
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Muaj më parë
WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAN
Terry Lawrence
Terry Lawrence Muaj më parë
Didn't get it...
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ Muaj më parë
This actually happend
Francis Santillan
Francis Santillan Muaj më parë
...
Mr. French Fries
Mr. French Fries Muaj më parë
The lord told John to come forth and he shall have eternal life But he came fifth and got a toaster
Joey the Sheetposter
Joey the Sheetposter Muaj më parë
_"You know what they say: all toasters...toast _*_toast!"_* --Mario, Hotel Mario
Bewilderment
Bewilderment 27 ditë më parë
@Terranae Rodgers Shut.
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Muaj më parë
WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAM
Reapers_ Insanity
Reapers_ Insanity Muaj më parë
either im getting old or these are just starting to be boring i cant be the only one to find them boring now
Lethal Lyrical Liger
Lethal Lyrical Liger Muaj më parë
The bible says he'll return but I don't remember it saying how 😂🤔😂
guillermo gomez del rio
guillermo gomez del rio Muaj më parë
Jesús bread!
Jeff Cavalier AthleanX com
Jeff Cavalier AthleanX com Muaj më parë
Black Jesus
Shadow Mutt
Shadow Mutt Muaj më parë
And that's when God changed the locks on the Pearly Gates
Shadow Mutt
Shadow Mutt Muaj më parë
@Terranae Rodgers Jesus didn't judge people, why are you?
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Muaj më parë
WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAN
Luis
Luis Muaj më parë
He can say that the bread taste like god
All About Chase
All About Chase Muaj më parë
Hell yeah
music Studio
music Studio Muaj më parë
:)
Isa Rose
Isa Rose Muaj më parë
I've been waiting for this one
Jaime Jimenez
Jaime Jimenez Muaj më parë
Pray to thine holy toast 🍞
ZX
ZX Muaj më parë
😂
Pubudu Wijesooriya
Pubudu Wijesooriya Muaj më parë
Religion has also become a joke in many countries now.
Catastropheshe
Catastropheshe Muaj më parë
Expected something sexual.. disappointed 🙃
DARTH VADER
DARTH VADER Muaj më parë
I don’t get it lol
Ritu Bhalla
Ritu Bhalla Muaj më parë
Second coming of jesus 😏😏spray the holy water daddy 🤤🤤🤤
Turtles are AWSOME bruh
Turtles are AWSOME bruh Muaj më parë
I don’t get it?
Leak 5k
Leak 5k Muaj më parë
I’m thinking something going to happen and a toast comes out there
Christian B.
Christian B. Muaj më parë
Could someone please explain the joke?
Jack Gibson
Jack Gibson Muaj më parë
Well that was unexpected . . . . Well I have officially done it, I have commented this on all of the comic classics
Ayo Demi
Ayo Demi Muaj më parë
They should make a Rudy part 2
VAIBHAV GURUNG
VAIBHAV GURUNG Muaj më parë
I’m not sure if the president Jimmy Williams approves of this message or not!
TSD2003
TSD2003 Muaj më parë
'Eat this, as this bread is my body'
koussay branci
koussay branci Muaj më parë
I think we must not use god in some thing like this
Ploopy
Ploopy Muaj më parë
we must do that
Zahid Khan
Zahid Khan Muaj më parë
This channel is making fun of chrisranity hmmmm ok its a joke for a christains
Robert Morrissey
Robert Morrissey Muaj më parë
Well, at least its funny. And I would’ve guessed that most Christians would take this as a joke because it’s hard to see how this could be offensive.
Sandesh Ghate
Sandesh Ghate Muaj më parë
Not a Christian...can anyone explain?
Renardo Allion
Renardo Allion Muaj më parë
For the lord said..."my body is bread..." wine coming shortly
vinfinity 09
vinfinity 09 Muaj më parë
why was bread is he does why?
Tron Legacy
Tron Legacy Muaj më parë
He who came from toaster got roasted
22mybrozay animations
22mybrozay animations Muaj më parë
I used to think y'all were funny this is just sad
Robert Morrissey
Robert Morrissey Muaj më parë
@Zahid Khan hmmm... I’m gonna need some proof.
Zahid Khan
Zahid Khan Muaj më parë
@Robert Morrissey he is and thats it
Robert Morrissey
Robert Morrissey Muaj më parë
@Zahid Khan he isn’t making fun of religion, he’s making a joke about it. There’s a difference. And most Christians would be fine with this because they have a good sense of humor.
Zahid Khan
Zahid Khan Muaj më parë
@Robert Morrissey man everybody is not like you laughing on someone who is making fun of thier religion and iam not christain
Robert Morrissey
Robert Morrissey Muaj më parë
@Zahid Khan I honestly think his latest videos are pretty funny. I get that everyone has their own sense of humor though.
Joris Milleret
Joris Milleret Muaj më parë
Hum, well.. What ?
hihellhi
hihellhi Muaj më parë
The second coming of crust
IMN0THUNTER
IMN0THUNTER Muaj më parë
I love this channel
Ju Yang Chi
Ju Yang Chi Muaj më parë
I’m Asian; not Christian. Someone pls explain.
Chef Circuit
Chef Circuit Muaj më parë
Jesus: “Take this bread, for it is my body” 2000 years later:
I'm In A Vegetative State Studios
I'm In A Vegetative State Studios Muaj më parë
@Terranae Rodgers if he was a good god he wouldn't burn his own children for not constantly praising him to feed his narcissistic ego
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Muaj më parë
NO YOU NEED TO REPENT THE LORD GOD IS A GOOD GOD HE'LL IS REAL PLEASE GO TO HIM WHILES I HAVE THE CHANCE😭
GrenadeJunkie
GrenadeJunkie Muaj më parë
@Terranae Rodgers Dood stfu.
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Muaj më parë
WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAN
GvG tv
GvG tv Muaj më parë
I.. I dont... I dont get it. What's the joke?
pavlos michelis
pavlos michelis Muaj më parë
His body is the bread, and whine his blood
Rob Hanson
Rob Hanson Muaj më parë
What? I don't get it?
Robert Morrissey
Robert Morrissey Muaj më parë
I think it’s cuz Jesus said, “My body is the bread.”? not a Christian I have no clue
Millie Raven
Millie Raven Muaj më parë
anyone know that Jack and Dean skit they did where Dean killed Jack and he went to heaven to see god and Jesus sticking his face in "hot bread"
M.Y.J
M.Y.J Muaj më parë
That’s some holy toast
Bartolomeusz
Bartolomeusz Muaj më parë
xD
zikora anya
zikora anya Muaj më parë
how ironic
JM-Kun Animations
JM-Kun Animations Muaj më parë
Oof why people do blasphemy
Savant
Savant Muaj më parë
It's funny because it's true.
Troller Zocker
Troller Zocker Muaj më parë
Jesus Crust
Caesar cch
Caesar cch Muaj më parë
And he turned himself into a toast, funniest shit I've ever seen!
Caesar cch
Caesar cch Muaj më parë
@Terranae Rodgers shut up bot
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Muaj më parë
WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAN
Stook raving mad boop
Stook raving mad boop Muaj më parë
More please
SjorsMaster
SjorsMaster Muaj më parë
Realistically if he'd return no one would believe him and he'd be put in a mental hospital
Just some guy can draw in 20Secs
Just some guy can draw in 20Secs Muaj më parë
Jesus is Bread -Some old lady
That Nintenja You Know
That Nintenja You Know Muaj më parë
Cause his body is the bread
Muhd Hanif
Muhd Hanif Muaj më parë
Me: Ah the end of the world ok. The Video: TOAST.
Skine
Skine Muaj më parë
I don't get the joke, and neither do you.
Jaron Talotta
Jaron Talotta Muaj më parë
Google it
Jaron Talotta
Jaron Talotta Muaj më parë
Jesus toast
Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne Muaj më parë
*I HAVE C O M E*
brick rick
brick rick Muaj më parë
I’m Mormon and not sure that how work but funny
Mark Yeah
Mark Yeah Muaj më parë
In my country that toast will somehow be a holy relic.
Jacka** Frost
Jacka** Frost Muaj më parë
I seriously can’t believe nobody’s mentioning the episode of glee where Finn makes a grilled cheesus. Shame on you all.
Jacka** Frost
Jacka** Frost Muaj më parë
@Angry Kittens oh well I’m sorry I’m soooooo stupid. I never said that’s what it was based off of I’m just surprised nobody mentioned it is all.
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Muaj më parë
REPENT YOU ARE SINING ANGIST YOUR CREATOR JESUS CHRIST PLEASE TURN TO HIM PRAY THIS PRAY DEAR GOD I'M SORRY FOR NOT BELIVING IN YOU IN SORRY FOR SINING WITH OUR REPENTING PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND I BELIEVE JESUS DIED ON THE CROSS FOR MY SON'S SO I'M ASKING YOU TODAY TO FORGIVE ME AMEN PLEASE SAY THAT PRAY TONIGHT
Angry Kittens
Angry Kittens Muaj më parë
Because we're adults, and this is a reference to pareidolia, where people keep finding faces of religious figures (commonly Jesus) in bread, pancakes, stains, potatoes, and so on, and then treating those objects as if they were holy artifacts because of it. THAT is what Glee was also referring to. These jokes have the same basis, but this joke is NOT based on the Glee episode. For more joke explanations, contact 1-800-CPTOBVIOUS
Sydney V
Sydney V Muaj më parë
really thought this would be a cum joke, but this is good too!
FairTooWell
FairTooWell Muaj më parë
God: [he's toast]
Steve Lo2us
Steve Lo2us Muaj më parë
Shhhh. Really good...😀😇😻💎
TPWASHi
TPWASHi Muaj më parë
Religion is weird and I don’t understand it
Kalakauai123
Kalakauai123 Muaj më parë
... I'm sorry, what was suppose to happen?
why creepy
why creepy Muaj më parë
F*** Samsu‌ng
Izaya Tsuki
Izaya Tsuki Muaj më parë
huh?? can anyone explain ?
Justin Singcoy
Justin Singcoy Muaj më parë
please make more stivie
Reksai sojeun
Reksai sojeun Muaj më parë
LOL stupid jesus
Limp Neck Mike
Limp Neck Mike Muaj më parë
I umm... I don’t get this one.
Ghost
Ghost Muaj më parë
I hope this was a reference to the crazy Jesus toast someone claimed to have and showed off
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Muaj më parë
On your a little guy because you can't spell literary right, well son demons are real if u do not change your ways you will go to help in fire no food no water just pain and YOU will be alive during all of it and you will wish you can die but you can't you will be alive during all the pain you won't have anyone to talk to you and then I You will be thrower into the lake of fire 🔥🔥 while we believers are in heaven flying around with no pain just happenies then the new earth will be made and I won't shut up about Good news so change please Good day/night
Shane Alexander
Shane Alexander Muaj më parë
He's toast.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Toxxic
Toxxic Muaj më parë
"This is my body" -Jesus Christ, 2021
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Muaj më parë
When will u stop sinning angnist the lord and come to him COME TO HIM AND BEG FOR FORGIVENS FOR WHAT YOUR DOING IS WRONG STOP MOCKING THE LORD WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY BEFORE ITS TO LATE NOW IS THE TIME TO GET WITH JESUS HE IS THE LORD GOD AND SAVIOUR GO TO HIM BEFORE ITS TO LATE.. I WANRED YOU THATS ALL I CAN DO
dyrcosis
dyrcosis Muaj më parë
That seems about right.
Kevan Thompson
Kevan Thompson Muaj më parë
Our lord and savior, Texas toast
Domenico Mauro Numa
Domenico Mauro Numa Muaj më parë
BriTANicK made a video called "jesus toast"..... I wonder.....
fragolegirl2002
fragolegirl2002 Muaj më parë
I knew Jesus was toast
Shiota
Shiota Muaj më parë
i just watched this after listening to a fuck ton of music videos depicting the eventual degration of the mental state of dementia (everything at the end of time i think¥
jerime nolan
jerime nolan Muaj më parë
So unexpected much laughter
JOSEHERO DRAGONKNIGHT
JOSEHERO DRAGONKNIGHT Muaj më parë
Well he’s toast
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